farters have to be the big spoon...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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