just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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