i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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