talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Your cock deserves a montage
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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