i don't like sucking hair
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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