Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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