Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
