so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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