Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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