sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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