Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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