I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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