Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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