Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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