Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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