Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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