I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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