Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
