i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Someone stole a lamp last night.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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