I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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