I think I died a long time ago.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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