I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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