Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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