Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
