What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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