What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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