Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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