a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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