We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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