I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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