so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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