He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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