I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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