yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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