Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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