So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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