what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
nutella sex= disaster
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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