Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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