i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Randomize
