He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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