they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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