I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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