Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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