ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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