do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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