im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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