Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Vodka?
Forever.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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