I wish I could punch you in the face.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
