I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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