My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think I died a long time ago.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I am one with the molecules
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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