its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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