if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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