is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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