i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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