okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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