Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
i think im in europe. pls send help
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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