I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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