Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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